Horses Raise What The Farmer

When I Make A Joke, Nobody Gets Injured... When Congress Makes A Joke, It's The Law.

You Could Be The World's Greatest Orator And If You Don't Say Anything While Orating, They Are Going To Walk Out On You After A While.

There's Only One Thing That Can Kill The Movies, And That's Education.

Be A Politician; No Training Necessary.

American Invents Everything, But The Trouble Is We Get Tired Of It The Minute The New Is Wore Off.