How Few There Are Who

Let Every Fart Count As A Peal Of Thunder For Liberty. Let Every Fart Remind The Nation Of How Much It Has Let Pass Out Of Its Control. It Is A Small Gesture, But One That Can Be Very Effective - Especially In A Large Crowd. So Fart, And If You Must, Fart Often. But Always Fart Without Apology. Fart For Freedom, Fart For Liberty - And Fart Proudly.

Your Net Worth To The World Is Usually Determined By What Remains After Your Bad Habits Are Subtracted From Your Good Ones.

Genius Is The Ability To Hold One's Vision Steady Until It Becomes Reality

If Your Head Is Made Of Wax, Don't Walk In The Sun

Pardoning The Bad, Is Injuring The Good.