How Many Times Can You

I Discovered On School Days, When They've Got To Get Up At 6:30, They Won't Get Out Of Bed. But On The Weekends, They Were Up At 6 A.m. I Was Like, "why Do You Guys Wake Up So Early On The Weekends?" It's Like, "because I Wake Up And I Think, Is It A Tv Day? And If It Is..." So We Had To Change That Rule. I'm Like, "thank You For Telling Me What I Need To Do."

Kids Think The World Is About Them, So If You Forgot To Put The Right Flavor Yogurt In Their Lunch, And They Have Too Much Homework When They Come Home, They're Like, "you Know I Hate Peach!" There's A Part Of Me That's Like, "i'm So Sorry. I Could Have Shown My Love More."

I Have This Fancy Givenchy Bag. I Don't Know What The Kardashians Have In Their Bags - I Bet They Have Really Expensive Products Or Six Cellphones Or Something. I Have A Cellphone And Some Lipstick For Me, And The Rest Is Just Filled With Stuff For The Kids - Sunscreen And Lip Balm And Little Ziploc Bags Of Pretzels And Cheese Sticks.

Success Is Getting Up One More Time Than You Fall Down.

I Just Can't Seem To Make Myself Care About What I Look Like When I Am Working Out.