How Old Are You? 'i'm

I'm Offering A Special Prize For The First Buick On The Moon.

My Mother And Her Plans For My Future. She Had It All Worked Out. I Would Attend A Nice College, Then Get A Job In Advertising. "you'll Be One Of Those Smart-looking Fellows In Their Madison Avenue Suits." And I Rebelled Against [my Mother] And Her Values And Her Plans For My Future At Every Opportunity.

A Dog Has No Shame. If He Can Do It, You Can Watch.

If You Love Someone Set Them Free. If They Come Back, Set Them On Fire.

Looking Back, I Realize That My Life Has Been A Series Of Incidents Where One Person Has Said To Another, "get This Asshole Outta Here!"