How To Fool Yourself Into

You're College Graduates Now, So Use Your Education. Remember: It's Not Who You Know, It's Whom.

My Sex Life Is So Bad, My G-spot Has Been Declared A Historical Landmark.

Never Buy A Fur From A Vegetarian.

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Don't Tell Your Kids You Had An Easy Birth Or They Won't Respect You. For Years I Used To Wake Up My Daughter And Say, 'melissa You Ripped Me To Shreds. Now Go Back To Sleep.'.