Human Beings Are The Only

One Of The Great Mistakes That Can Be Made By A Man Of My Age Is To Get Involved In Athletic Competition With Children-unless, Of Course, They Are Under Six. And Even Then, Stay Away From Hide-and-seek.

Sex Education May Be A Good Idea In The Schools, But I Don't Believe The Kids Should Be Given Homework.

If You Know What You Want, You Will Recognize It When You See It.

Fatherhood Is Asking Your Son To Make Up A Name Rather Than Tell Anybody Who He Is.

There Are Some People Who Have Trouble Recognizing A Mess.