Humans Are Stupid. I'm Ashamed

I'm All For Stage Diving, But Just Don't Step On My Pedals

The Worst Crime I Could Think Of Would Be To Pull People Off By Faking It, Pretending As If I'm Having 100% Fun.

I Always Wanted To Experience The Street Life Because My Teenage Life In Aberdeen Was So Boring. But I Was Never Really Independent Enough To Do It. I Applied For Food Stamps, Lived Under The Bridge, And Built A Fort At The Cedar Mill.

I Definitely Feel Closer To The Feminine Side Of The Human Being Than I Do The Male - Or The American Idea Of What A Male Is Supposed To Be. Just Watch A Beer Commercial And You'll See What I Mean.

I Sing And Play The Guitar, And I'm A Walking, Talking Bacterial Infection.