... Humility + Humor =

Just Because I'm Happy Doesn't Mean I'm Shallow.

Mom Thinks I Live In This Dream World Where Everybody's Ivana Trump.

Love Someone Too Much To Help Them Prevent Making A Mistake.

I Wasn't Ever Interested In Marrying Someone Else's Career Or Bank Account.

When You Fall In Love, You Must Fall In Love With A Man The Way He Is Now, Because Marriage Won't Change Anything, Except Maybe Your Tax Deduction.