Humor, A Good Sense Of

Beauty Isn't Worth Thinking About; What's Important Is Your Mind. You Don't Want A Fifty-dollar Haircut On A Fifty-cent Head. ~garrison Keillor

Intelligence Is Like Four-wheel Drive. It Only Allows You To Get Stuck In More Remote Places.

Majestic Doesn't Appeal To Us. We [americans] Like The Grand Canyon Better With Clarence And Arlene Parked In Front Of It, Smiling.

I Believe In Looking Reality Straight In The Eye And Denying It.

Be Well, Do Good Work, And Keep In Touch.