Humor Is Not Debatable. It's

So Many Of Us Choose Our Path Out Of Fear Disguised As Practicality. What We Really Want Seems Impossibly Out Of Reach And Ridiculous To Expect, So We Never Dare To Ask The Universe For It.

I Would Do Anything To Be Anywhere In The Vicinity Of Eckhart Tolle.

It's Nice To Finally Get Scripts Offered To Me That Aren't The Ones Tom Hanks Wipes His Butt With.

When I Started Out. I'd Drive A Hundred Miles To Do My Act For Free.

It's Hard For Anybody Who's Been With Me Not To Feel Starved For Affection When I'm Making Love To My Ideas. Maybe It's Not Meant For Me To Settle Down And Be Married.