Humor Is The Mask Of

As The Americans Slaughter Millions Of Turkeys Every Year For The Celebration Of Their Deliverance, The Indians, Who Should Be Celebrated As Saviors, Have Long Been Slaughtered. There Was Even A Time When A White Man Was Paid A Very Decent Price For Every Indian Scalp He Could Produce.

The World Is Bad But Not Without Hope. It Is Only Hopeless When You Look At It From An Ideal Viewpoint.

We Can't Afford The Wrath Of Heaven. We Survived A Deluge By The Skin Of Our Teeth, But An Economic Crisis Would Be Disastrous.

A State Always Calls Itself Fatherland When It Is Ready For Murder.

A Story Has Been Thought To Its Conclusion When It Has Taken Its Worst Possible Turn.