Humour In Its Highest Reach

The Road Comes To An End Just When It Ought To Be Getting Somewhere. The Passengers Alight, Shaken And Weary, To Begin, All Over Again, Something Else.

American Politicians Do Anything For Money... English Politicians Take The Money And Won't Do Anything.

It Was Einstein Who Made The Real Trouble. He Announced In 1905 That There Was No Such Thing As Absolute Rest. After That There Never Was.

I Am A Great Believer In Luck, And I Find The Harder I Work The More I Have Of It.

Professors Of Theory Merely Hold Post-mortems.