Hurting Other People Is Not

Go To Lots Of Interviews, At Least One A Month Even When You Don't Need A Job, To Keep In Training For When You Do.

Youve Simply Got To Go On And On With Your Family And Friends And Tell Them How Much You Love Them Because You Never Know Whether Theyll Be There Tomorrow, Do You?

The Aristocrat, When He Wants To, Has Very Good Manners. The Scottish Upper Classes, In Particular, Have That Shell-shocked Look That Probably Comes From Banging Their Heads On Low Beams Leaping To Their Feet Whenever A Woman Comes Into The Room. Aristocrats Are Also Deeply Male Chauvinist, And ... On The Whole They Tend To Be Reactionary.

In A Village You Can't Sack Or Fight With Someone, As You'll Find Yourself Stuck Beside Them In The Hairdresser's Next Morning.

For Sheer Sexiness, A Man Must Be Beautiful. Funny. Yes. Clever, No.