Hypocrites Do The Devil's Drudgery

My Rule Is To Break One Sweat A Day.

I Like Quips. I Like Whiffs Of Cynicism And I Think They Can Be Witty. But I Don't Really Know Where Wittiness Is Constructive.

Vanity Is Great Motivation, To Be Fair.

They Eat, They Crap, They Sleep, And If They're Crying They Need To Do One Of The Three And They're Having Trouble Doing It. Real Simple.

I Always Wanted To Be A Father And Thought It Would Be Great, But It Just Took The Right Woman And The Right Time To Make It All Happen.