Hypocrites Do The Devil's Drudgery

I Personally Don't Like To Go See Romantic Comedies. But People Do Want To See Them, And They Seem To Want To See Me In Them.

I Like To Be Directed, But When I'm Flying And I'm On Fire, I Don't Want Someone Coming And Getting In My Way Just Because They Feel Like They Need To.

I'm A Football Fan, A Sports Fan, A Fan Of Competition.

I Go On The Daily Beast. The Daily Beast Is One Of The Websites That I Check Out.

I Like Quips. I Like Whiffs Of Cynicism And I Think They Can Be Witty. But I Don't Really Know Where Wittiness Is Constructive.