I Actually Believe In Denial.

Believe Me, If I Looked Good, It's Not An Accident.

There Are Plenty Of Men Who Philander During The Summer, To Be Sure, But They Are Usually The Same Lot Who Philander During The Winter - Albeit With Less Convenience.

When Your Children Are Teenagers, It's Important To Have A Dog So That Someone In The House Is Happy To See You.

Journalists Are Interesting. They Just Aren't As Interesting As The Things They Cover.

I've Always Felt That One Of The Mistakes People Make Is That They Try To Do Something That Is Just Slightly Beyond Their Skill Set, And Then Feel They've Failed.