I Actually Credit Twitter With

The Real Joy Is In Constructing A Sentence. But I See Myself As An Actor First Because Writing Is What You Do When You Are Ready And Acting Is What You Do When Someone Else Is Ready.

You Know, You're Really Nobody In L.a. Unless You Live In A House With A Really Big Door.

You Know That Look That Women Get When They Want To Have Sex? Me Neither.

She Was Feeling Her Bohemian Oats.

All I've Ever Wanted Was An Honest Week's Pay For An Honest Day's Work.