I Actually Got The Part.

It Started Off For Me As Just Wanting To Be An Actor And Sort Of Resenting In A Weird Way Being Expected To Write As Well As Be A Comedian And An Improviser. And Then You Think About It For A Minute, And I Smartened Up And Realized That The Only Way To Sustain A Career Is To Generate Your Own Material. Or To Be In Control Of Your Career As Best You Can. And In Allowing Yourself To Do That It Opens Up A Whole New World Of Possibilities. And Then You're Like "oh, Producing Is A Thing."

I Have To Stay True To Myself.

I'd Played A Lot Of Best Friends, And/or Bad Guys, Which Seems To Be My Lot In Life. In Romantic Comedies There's Always A Best Friend And The Woman Has A Best Friend And They Always Antagonise Each Other And Then They End Up Together At The End Of The Movie.

It Looks Like Garbage, My Ass. But Trust Me, You're Lucky It's Not Full-frontal.

I Always Fancied Myself More Of An Actor Than A Comedian Before I Realized That Only Assholes Make That Kind Of Distinction.