I Admit I'm Being Paid

I Find If I Just Sit Down And Think, A Solution Presents Itself.

After I Began To Make Some Money, My Brain-damaged Accountant Put Me In One Business After Another That Went Bad. The Only One That Panned Out Was A Small Bank, An Old Scottish Firm With London Offices In Pall Mall. I Was A Director. We Sold Out To A Larger Bank. That Was The Only Successful Venture I've Had, Apart From Acting.

But I Wouldn't Call Myself Sadistic.

The Great Jack Nicklaus Summed Things Up Neatly During A Charity Match On The Old Course At St. Andrews Where He And I Were Playing Against Ben Crenshaw And Glen Campbell. I Asked Him What He Considered To Be The Most Important Factor To Overcome In The Game Of Golf. His Reply, "it's An Unfair Game."

I Did Many Other Things Before I Ever Got Into The Movies. I've Been In So Many Businesses, It's A Joke. All Of Them Totally Unsuited To Me. Selling Used Cars. Running A Club In London.