I Almost Never Shoot People.

I'm Done With Men. I Have A Hamster. That's All I Need.

Suppose Something Goes Wrong? Suppose You Need A Big Full-figure Woman Like Me To Help Straighten Things Out?" Lula

We Don't Usually Write Up Accidents Involving Rabbits. - Joe Morelli

On The Bright Side, I'm Sure This Isn't The Last Time You'll Ever Get Firebombed, So Maybe You'll Have Better Luck Next Time.

Some People Learn From Books, Some Listen To The Advice Of Others, Some Learn From Mistakes. I Fit Into The Last Category. So Sue Me.