I, Alone, Could Never Have

I Realize That I'm Generalizing Here, But As Is Often The Case When I Generalize, I Don't Care.

What Women Want: To Be Loved, To Be Listened To, To Be Desired, To Be Respected, To Be Needed, To Be Trusted, And Sometimes, Just To Be Held. What Men Want: Tickets To The World Series.

Skiers View Snowboarders As A Menace; Snowboarders View Skiers As Elmer Fudd.

I Also Saw A Huge Expansion Of The Internet, With Many Major Corporations, Afraid Of Being Left Behind, Spending Hundreds Of Millions Of Dollars To Develop World Wide Web Sites In A Frantic Scramble To Reach The Vast New Consumer Market Of Web Use

The Four Building Blocks Of The Universe Are Fire, Water, Gravel And Vinyl.