I Always Ask, Why Can't

The Only Morality In A Cruel World Is Chance.

You Either Die A Hero Or Live Long Enough To Become The Villain.

I'd Like To Do A Romantic Comedy.

I Have A Dog And Sometimes I'll Be The Littlest Kid With My Dog And Marvel At His Ears And His Nose And How He Looks At Me. If He Died, I'd Bawl Like A Baby.

You Can Go Left, You Can Go Right, I Don't Give A Damn. Just Make A Decision.