I Always Carry A Pistol

So I Had This Problem -- Work Or Starve. So I Thought I'd Combine The Two And Decided To Become A Writer.

That's The Way Girls Were--they Always Laughed. Because They Were Bitches.

Norman Bates Heard The Noise And A Shock Went Through Him.

Funny How We Take It For Granted That We Know All There Is To Know About Another Person, Just Because We See Them Frequently Or Because Of Some Strong Emotional Tie.

I Haven't Had This Much Fun Since The Rats Ate My Baby Sister