I Always Have A Problem

People Always Tell Me I'm Going To Regret Not Having Kids. But What If I Have One And Then I Regret Having It? Has Anyone Thought Of That Option?

Every Step Starts With A Step.

Pigeons: They've Got Wings, But They Walk A Lot.

I Don't Know Why Small Chocolates Are Called Fun-sized; I Mean, If I Called A Midget Fun-sized, They'd Kick Off.

There's A Lot Of Idiots In The World, So Live With It.