I Always Want To Defeat

I'm One Of Seven Kids. That'll Keep Your Ego In Check.

I Was The Dork In High School Who Sang Musical Numbers Up And Down The Hallways.

I Like Cinderella - She Has A Good Work Ethic And She Likes Shoes.

Whitney Houston Came In. Someone Dared Me To Do "the Gap Act" On Her. You Know, The Gap Act. So I Went Up To Her Like I Didn't Know Who She Was, And I Said, 'hi, I Just Wanted To Let You Know About Our Sale Items And Make Sure To Check Out Our New Colors'. She Looked At Me Like I Was Crazy.

I Can Be Very Polite, And I Think That People Can Confuse That For All Sorts Of Things... But I'll Take That Over People Assuming That I'm Smart Just Because I'm Short And Rude.