I Always Wanted A Beautiful

I Think Of My Body As A Temple. Or At Least A Relatively Well-managed Presbyterian Youth Center.

They Call Me Good Time Emo. Because I Love A Good Time! And My Name Is Emo.

Santa Fe Is Fun To Visit, But Property There Will Cost You An Arm And A Dillo.

The Other Day A Woman Came Up To Me And Said, Didn't I See You On Television? I Said, I Don't Know. You Can't See Out The Other Way.

My Dad And I, We Used To Play Baseball. I Was The Catcher. Which I Liked. Until One Day, I Saw This Game On Tv, And I Said, Hang On, How Come Their Catcher Doesn't Have His Hands Tied To His Ankles?