I Always Wanted To Be

When I Was A 21-year-old Intern At Cbs, I Was Told I Had Crossed Eyes And Shouldn't Try To Be On Air. That's When I Decided I Was Going To Be Behind The Scenes.

The Very Idea Of Printing My Diary Has Always Struck Me As Completely Superficial.

In The Case Of 'the Housewives,' I Call The 'housewives' Sociology Of The Rich. I Think It's Just Fun To Watch. It's Guilt-free Gossiping That You Can Have. It's Like The Modern-day Soap Opera, In My Mind.

The Thing That's Fun About The 'housewives' Is Talking To Your Friends About It.

I Cannot Believe The Volume Of Famous People I Run Into In My Life, And That's Part Of The Reason I Love Diary Format.