I Always Wear Boot Polish

The Reason Why Englishmen Are The Best Husbands In The World Is Because They Want To Be Faithful. A Frenchman Or An Italian Will Wake Up In The Morning And Wonder What Girl He Will Meet. An Englishman Wakes Up And Wonders What The Cricket Score Is.

I Have Always Found Women Difficult. I Don't Really Understand Them. To Begin With, Few Women Tell The Truth.

You Become What You Think. You Are What You Eat.

The Great Majority Of People In England And America Are Modest, Decent And Pure-minded And The Amount Of Virgins In The World Today Is Stupendous.

People Don't Roll Around Naked In My Books. I Do Allow Them To Go To Bed If They're Married, But It's All Very Wonderful And The Moon Beams.