I Am A Comic Writer,

The Reward For Conformity Is That Everyone Likes You But Yourself.

I Hate The Telephone. I Think The Lowest Circle Of Hell Is Reserved For Alexander Graham Bell.

Leroy Bet Me I Couldn't Find A Pot Of Gold At The End, And I Told Him That Was A Stupid Bet Because The Rainbow Was Enough.

Dad Could Charm A Dog Off A Meat Wagon.

I Believe In Art That Conceals Art.