I Am A Marvelous Housekeeper.

It's Never As Easy To Keep Your Own Spouse Happy As It Is To Make Someone Else's Spouse Happy.

I Don't Remember Anybody's Name. How Do You Think The "dahling" Thing Got Started?

We Were Both In Love With Him. I Fell Out Of Love With Him, But He Didn't.

When In Trouble, Take A Bath And Wash Your Hair.

I've Been Married Most Of My Life. And When You're Married, You Don't Have Sex.