I Am A Patriot And

If I'd Had A Great Level Of Success Early On, Who Knows How I Would Have Responded. I Might Have Been A Complete Jerk.

I’m Listening To A Lot Of Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, And Rihanna. A Lot Of Pop Female Artists. I Have To Say I’m Pretty Well-versed In The Pop Female Category.

I Don't Think Of Myself As Funny - I Don't Fill Up A Room With My Humor... I Would Fail Miserably As A Stand-up Comedian.

Yes. It Is True. I, Michael Scott, Am Signing Up With An Online Dating Service. Thousands Of People Have Done It, And I Am Going To Do It. I Need A Username, And I Have A Great One. 'little Kid Lover.' That Way People Will Know Exactly Where My Priorities Are At.

Like Most People, I Have Painful Memories Of Trying To Fit In As A Child. I Wore, Said, And Did Pretty Much What Everyone Else Did.