I Am A Saxophone Player.

I Learned As A Young Man That I Don't Write Jokes, But That I Can Deliver More Mundane Material And Get A Laugh. I Call Myself A Humorist.

I'm Enjoying The Opportunity That Parks And Recreation Affords Me To Exploit My Own Soapbox Agenda, Which Is To Try To Encourage People To Make Things With Their Hands.

If Your Shirt Isn't Tucked Into Your Pants, Then Your Pants Are Tucked Into Your Shirt.

If You Don't Look At Yourself And Evaluate It, You Instead See How The World's Reacting To It.

Let's Just Say I Can Never Be Cast Again After Ron Swanson. Then I Have A Life Of Theater And Woodworking And My Wife To Look Forward To, And That Doesn't Make Me Anything But Very Happy.