I Am A Total Me,

You Can Say Or Write Anything About Me You Like. Just Don't, For Any Reason, Ever Tell The Truth.

Marriage Is A Series Of Desperate Arguments People Feel Passionately About.

It's A Business You Go Into Because Your An Egocentric. It's A Very Embarrassing Profession.

Only The Really Plain People Know About Love - The Very Fascinating Ones Try So Hard To Create An Impression That They Soon Exhaust Their Talents.

It Is The Plain Women Who Know About Love; The Beautiful Women Are Too Busy Being Fascinating.