I Am A Typed Director.

I Always Take The Audience Into Account.

For Me, The Cinema Is Not A Slice Of Life, But A Piece Of Cake.

The Length Of A Film Should Be Directly Related To The Endurance Of The Human Bladder.

I Enjoy Playing The Audience Like A Piano.

Seeing A Murder On Television Can Help Work Off One's Antagonisms. And If You Haven't Any Antagonisms, The Commercials Will Give You Some.