I Am An Ordinary Man

I'm So Mean I Make Medicine Sick!

I'm Too Fast. I'm Too Smart. I'm Too Pretty.

Before I Became A Muslim, I Ate Pork And Chased Women--but All That Stuff Stopped.

I Don't Call Myself A Political Figure But I'm Taken To Be.

Believe Me, A Thousand Friends Suffice Thee Not; In A Single Enemy Thou Hast More Than Enough.