I Am As Confounded By

Try Throwing A Ball Just Once For A Dog. It Would Be Like Eating Only One Peanut Or Potato Chip. Try To Ignore The Importuning Of A Golden Retriever Who Has Brought You His Tennis Ball, The Greatest Treasure He Possesses!

I Always Thought That My Canine Family Tended To View Me As The Funny-looking Two-legged Dog Who Runs The Can Opener.

It Looks Like A Miniature Hippopotamus With Badly-fitting Panty Hose All Over.

Dogs Are Not Our Whole Life, But They Make Our Lives Whole.

Being Patted Is What It Is All About.