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Let's Not Be Too Quick To Blame The Human Race For Everything. A Great Many Species Of Animals Became Extinct Before Man Ever Appeared On Earth.

Three Million Alligators Were Killed In Florida Between 1880 And 1900. Goody!

Ah, Well! We Live And Learn, Or, Anyway, We Live.

Armadillos Make Affectionate Pets, If You Need Affection That Much.

I Hear So Many Things About Who I Am Supposed To Be I Hardly Know What To Believe. I Am Willing To Tell All, But What Is It? Doubtless All These Myths And Legends Will Be Straightened Out Eventually, But It May Take Years.