I Am Both A Night

I Don't Know How Other People Perceive The Lives Of Actors, But My Life Is Fairly Ordinary. I Go To Work, I Come Home, I Put My Kids To Bed. If I'm Home In Time For Dinner, I Have Dinner, And Then It's Bedtime.

Steve Buscemi Is Hilarious. He's Really, Really Good With Improv.

I’m Not Good With Pickup Lines Or Flirting. I Don’t Have That Kind Of Self-confidence Or Natural Charisma.

When I First Started Looking At Twitter, I Followed People Like Steve Martin, Who Will Just Write The Funniest Non Sequiturs Now And Then, Which I Thought Was Really Fun. That's Kind Of The Road I've Taken. Every Now And Then, Something Comes Into Your Mind And You Put It Out There. It's Very Innocuous. I Think It's Kind Of Fun.

I Am Always The Type Of Person Who Is Waiting For The Other Shoe To Drop And For It To Peter Out And End. And If It Does That's Fine.