I Am Constantly Being Asked

When You Play Spin The Bottle, If They Don't Want To Kiss You They Have To Give You A Quarter. Well, Hell, By The Time I Was Twelve Years Old I Owned My Own Home.

Before You Get Married You Should Meet Your Fiance's Parents. It Is Not Enough That You Like His Parole Officer.

Tennis Is Like Marrying For Money. Love Means Nothing.

I'm From Such An Old Family, It's Been Condemned.

I Was So Wrinkled I Could Screw My Hats On.