I Am Diagnosed With Not

I Don't Think Comedy Comes From Hotbeds Of Doing Shtick. I Think It Usually Comes From Some Kind Of Childhood Humiliation Or Darkness.

I Just Think Of Myself As A Comedian, Really.

I Don't Like People Whose Job It Isn't To Be Funny, To Tell Me What Is And Isn't Funny.

I Do Know That I Can Take A Punch. I've Been Punched In The Face Three Times. That's, I Think, A Really Important Thing To Know About Yourself. It Helps You In Life. It Helps You Be Brave When You Know You Can Take A Punch. I'm A Lover, Not A Fighter. But, God Bless Me, I Can Take A Punch.

Your Inability To See Yourself Clearly Is What's Keeping You Alive.