I Am Firm; You Are

Grasshopper Always Wrong In Argument With Chicken.

All Movements Go Too Far.

Work Is Of Two Kinds: First, Altering The Position Of Matter At Or Near The Earth's Surface Relative To Other Matter; Second, Telling Other People To Do So.

Artists Are On The Average Less Happy Than Men Of Science.

Love Cannot Exists As A Duty; To Tell A Child That It Ought To Love Its Parents And Its Brother And Sisters Is Utterly Useless, If Not Worse.