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All Women, From The Countess To The Cook-maid, Are Put Into High Good Humor With Themselves When A Man Is Taken With Them At Firstsight. And Be They Ever So Plain, They Will Find Twenty Good Reasons To Defend The Judgment Of Such A Man.

The Coyest Maids Make The Fondest Wives.

Though A Censure Lies Against Those Who Are Poor And Proud, Yet Is Pride Sooner To Be Forgiven In A Poor Person Than In A Rich One; Since In The Latter It Is Insult And Arrogance; In The Former, It May Be A Defense Against Temptations To Dishonesty; And, If Manifested On Proper Occasions, May Indicate A Natural Bravery Of Mind, Which The Frowns Of Fortune Cannot Depress.

Nothing Dries Sooner Than Tears.

Great Allowances Ought To Be Made For The Petulance Of Persons Labouring Under Ill-health.