I Am Full Of Gratitude

My Dresser And I Have The Hots For The New Rugby Ace Danny Cipriani. We Have A Shrine In My Dressing Room - Press Photos Of Him On The Field Looking Swarthy And Fit, And Snaps Of Our Boy Emerging From Mayfair Nightclubs, Looking Sexy And Dishevelled.

I Live In A Kind Of Gay Bubble. I Live In A Gay House, I Drive A Gay Car. I Eat Gay Food

I Was Lightweight - That Was The Whole Point Of Me

The Good Thing About Getting Older Is That, As You Become Less Attractive, So You Have Less Desire To Go Out And Conquer Everyone You See

There Is A Single Entendre, But I Don't Know About A Triple One.