I Am In Musical Theatre,

I'll Tell You What I Think In General About People Who Want To Make Their Broadway Debut That Are Not Trained Stage Actors. Don't They Know, Broadway Ain't For Sissies? It Is A Tough Gig. You Are Responsible, Physically, Mentally, Emotionally, For Eight Shows A Week, At The Top Of Your Game. It's Not Easy.

Sometimes Love Doesn't Come To Us. We Have To Go Out Hunting. It's Like Pigs Looking For Truffles. It's Called Dating.

I Just Love Chickens.

I Played The Tuba In High School. I Wanted To Be A Member Of The Marching Band. I Thought, What Can I Play That Has The Most Effect? What Can I Play To Get People To Laugh?

I Wish I Could Have A Recurring Role On 'modern Family'. I Think 'modern Family' Is The Best Comedy On Television. It's Extremely Well Written, Extremely Well Acted And Directed.