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I'm In Favor Of Personal Growth As Long As It Doesn't Include Malignant Tumors.

Tits Always Look Better In A Pink Sweater.

Sometimes A Fireman Will Go To Great Strenuous Lengths To Save A Raccoon That's Stuck In A Drainpipe And Then Go Out On The Weekend And Kill Several Of Them For Amusement.

You Show Me Something That Doesn't Cause Cancer, And I'll Show You Something That Isn't On The Market Yet.

Atheism Is A Non-prophet Organization.