I Am Married To Beatrice

I'm A Communist By Day And A Catholic As Soon As It Gets Dark.

A General And A Bit Of Shooting Makes You Forget Your Troubles ... It Takes Your Mind Off The Cost Of Living.

Critics Are Like Eunuchs; They Can Tell You What To Do, But They Can't Do It Themselves!

Nothing Hurts More Than The Friendly Letter That One Never Got Around To Writing.

In A Society Which Really Supported Marriage The Wife Would Be Encouraged To Go To The Office And Make Love To Her Husband On The Company's Time And With Its Blessing.