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There's A Difference Between Criminals And Crooks. Crooks Steal. Criminals Blow Some Guy's Brains Out. I'm A Crook.

For More Than 13,000 Days On The Run, My Life Was A Soap Opera.

Banks' Beer. There's Nothing Like It! To Brazil. And To Barbados Justice.

The Last Thing I Stole Was A Box Of Coca Cola From A Parked Truck In Adelaide. I Was Nice And Drunk. It Was New Year's Eve. And That Was About 28 Years Ago.

I Used To Have A List Of Things From My School Buddies Of What Kind Of Art Material They Wanted. I'd Go Up To The West End Of London And Spend The Whole Day Knocking Stuff Off.