I Am No More Humble

Once He Makes Up His Mind, He's Full Of Indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

I Never Read Bad Reviews About Myself, Because My Friends Invariably Tell Me About Them.

Now That Marilyn Monroe Is Kosher, Arthur Miller Can Eat Her.

I've Given Up Reading Books. I Find It Takes My Mind Off Myself.

A Conductor Should Reconcile Himself To The Realization That Regardless Of His Approach Or Temperament The Eventual Result Is The Same-the Orchestra Will Hate Him.