Indiscretion, N. The Guilt Of

Happiness Is Lost By Criticizing It; Sorrow By Accepting It.

Predestination, N. The Doctrine That All Things Occur According To Programme. . . . Not Be Confused With That Of Foreordination. The Difference Is Great Enough To Have Deluged Christendom With Ink, To Say Nothing Of The Gore.

Plagiarism, N. A Literary Coincidence Compounded Of A Discreditable Priority And An Honorable Subsequence.

Don't Steal; Thou'lt Never Thus Compete Successfully In Business. Cheat.

Gout, A Physician's Name For The Rheumatism Of A Rich Patient