I Am Not The Type

I'm Really Clumsy, So I Trip And Fall A Lot. And Every Time I Perform In New York My Pants Split Onstage. That's Happened Four Or Five Times. Every Time, I Pull On My Mom's Jeans As Fast As I Can, So There We Are, Standing Backstage Without Our Pants On. It's Like A Curse.

It's Like Carrying A Bowling Ball! Almost Done.

The Average Person Expels Flatulence 15 Times Each Day!

I Don't Ever Wanna Come Across Too Intimidating, So As Long As I Look Like You Can Come Up And Give Me A Hug, That's Good.

People Think Updos Are So Hard, But They're Not. Your Hair Should Look Tousled And Undone. If I'm In A Mood To Go Out And Feel Hot And Sexy, I Want Long Hair That I Can Feel On My Back. But I Also Like Bed Head. Ill Usually Wash My Hair And Let It Air-dry Wavy, But If I'm Just In A Hang-out Mood, I Wont Even Wash It. Ill Wait Until It Smells.